Oh, maybe that burning smell is a two month old piece of toast that has been charred to a puck. Oops.
(weirdest part: It looks like Leah took a bite, doesn't it? She insists she didn't, but ....)
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Matt I agree with you. It looks like Leah took a bit and it wasn't quite done. she put it back in turned it on high, then the Phone rang. End of story...
I had this same toaster until I put my bag of bread on top of the still-warm toaster.
Apropos of nothing, did you know plastic melts?
I put a bag of bread in the microwave. Did you know plastic melts and metal twist ties spark?
She TOTALLY took a bite!
She lies like a squirrel in hell.
Don't touch it, it's EVIL!
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